#brown eyed brunettes 🤤

[valend]

Just wanted to get my 10 cents in as a certified Hamilton fucker. Y'all amaze me. How can ANYONE find a receding hairline sexy? The only plus of it that I can fathom to be is that you can stare at your own reflection instead of his ugly ass jeff bezos looking face during the course of probably not very long sexual act. Burr is a literal abomination, I see his face in my fucking dreams and I wake up screaming. Haunting. In the 1960s the Soviets dug the Kola Superdeep Borehole — its true depth is around 12 thousand metres, but guess what? They still haven't dug deep enough to find the standards of burr-likers. Those aren't even daddy issues, they're great-great-grandfather's, and talking about them proudly should get you one of those Darwin awards or something. Touch grass, if you still haven't forgotten what that is by this point. Hamilton the throat goat 2024.

girl even she was weirded tf out